i just heard a water bottle in my room crack… there’s a ghost out here just trying to get hydrated… i can respect that
Britney Spears helps Jimmy weigh the Pros and Cons of dating Britney Spears
gf: babe come over
bf: i cant, im in the city hall to submit some very important documents
gf: im off my period
Film: Serendipity (via hqlines)
Every single event is part of some master plan designed to lead us to our universal soul mate.